cool, i can't feel my pants.

I'm fucking brilliant. My mom said so.

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via louisechristianne)

— 2 days ago with 230593 notes

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(Source: neptunain, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 2 days ago with 810318 notes
#greybruce #keady #market

#greybruce #keady #market

— 1 week ago
#keady  #market  #greybruce 
Screw healthy #omnomnom thanks @kayylarey 😘

Screw healthy #omnomnom thanks @kayylarey 😘

— 1 week ago
#omnomnom 

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

(via thegreatblogsby)

— 2 weeks ago with 78603 notes

grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

(Source: secretpapi, via thehumblemango)

— 2 weeks ago with 487217 notes
theclearlydope:

"We don’t know … they just are!" 
Seems legit.
[via]

theclearlydope:

"We don’t know … they just are!" 

Seems legit.

[via]

— 2 weeks ago with 1421 notes

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

pandaofmanyfandoms:

I CANT BREATHE

This whole movie was one giant pun

(Source: tumboy, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 2 weeks ago with 573124 notes
Charm necklace from London, Nice, Dublin, and Venice 💕 #takemeback

Charm necklace from London, Nice, Dublin, and Venice 💕 #takemeback

— 2 weeks ago
#takemeback